Joke of the day

Today I realized that I play the main role in a very big joke, probably the biggest joke of the year.

Of course there are two sides to every coin, so some people think that I am 'a person who is obsessed with buying el cheapo things that seemingly look expensive (to me)', and that I am in truth, a 'self-centered Times Square resident'.

I could be wrong, but I know my maths, having taken maths all through Primary 1 to 6, and Form 1 to 6 (and a bit in uni but I don't remember for what subject), and I've learnt about probability and the shizzah.

Anyway the joke is that some people like to think that what I write is about them (wtf), and proceed to tell the world or anyone who will listen that I am a freak of nature (which is kind of true in a way, but double wtf anyway).

The bigger joke is that I totally had no idea that people could be so sensitive (to current issues hurhurhur, read the papers much?) to things, and automatically come to conclusions that everything in this very world revolves around them, ho hum pig's bum.

I don't make it a point to hide what I feel, if I don't like some things I'll say I don't like 'em, and I usually don't give a flying fuck as to whether other people like/obsess about/are slaves to what I loathe.

And so it got me wondering. If I publicly detest things like Louis Vuitton, Jolin Tsai and Rainie Yang, that makes me a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad person. Oh I never knew that it was against the law to dislike things boohooohooo. T_____________________________T

The funny thing is that I had absolutely no idea until this afternoon (oh god why am I such a dumb blonde!), and the very knowledge of this joke made me want to laugh out loud so bad, I had to staple my mouth shut with my colleague's heavy duty stapler.

ALL TOGETHER NOW, I AM A BAD PERSON, PLEASE STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH ME, DON'T TALK TO ME BECAUSE I AM EVIL AND IT IS CONTAGIOUS. PLEASE SUBMIT MY NAME AND MY PHOTO TO FAILBLOG BECAUSE I AM AN EPIC FAIL OF A NICE PERSON.

You have been warned, now keep your distance or I will burn every single thing you have which costs over RM10, because I 'cannot stand expensive things, I am an el cheapo'.

Oooooooooooooeee boy am I feeling uncharacteristically bitchy today.

/jovial