/bitch fit
I am going through my graduation e-album as we speak (well technically we're not speaking exactly but aiyah don't care lah), and I am shocked, no, horrified at the Photoshop skills that these 'experts' have, because..
Say hello to my grandmother from the future
- Why is my face so pinched?
- Why are my eyes placed so far apart?
- Why are my eyes so fucking small?
- Why do I look like I am fucking 60 years old?
- Why is his nose twice the size of his real nose?
- Why are his eyes also placed so far apart (one in Australia, one in India wtf)?
- Why does his face look equally pinched?
- Why does he look like he has his face covered in wax?
I honestly don't think the original photos are this fugly, having been taken by my friend's boyfriend who works at uni, and he was really nice and super patient and let me take an extra one.
But I honestly think that the person editing the photos needs to be fired/fried (in oil).
On normal days, when I am not disguising myself as a 60-year old graduate who underwent really bad plastic surgery, I usually look like this, only not so hiao lah pose for photo only what everyday so hiao for what:
/end of bitch fit
2 secrets:
tangbaby's picture still ok, not as bad as yours
you realised it too!!! my picture was a bit off, but Nicholas' was very obvious. and the boy actually told me "I think i look the same ar." to me... i showed him tons of other people's pics. it wasn't until Isaac's pic that he laughed so hard and realised there was something wrong with the photoshop skills.
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