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I just found out from Sharon the Superwoman that after I left SM Chung Hwa, they had bra checks (apart from the ever-annoying hair checks and nail checks and handphone checks etc etc yadda yadda yadda).

Our Form 6 uniforms consist of a plain short-sleeved white collared shirt and a knee-length sea-blue skirt. You know how the baju sekolahs are lah right. RM16 per shirt isn't gonna get you Gucci quality cotton ok.

And so. A MYSTERIOUS MALE TEACHER (I shall tell you who he is later) told the other female discipline teachers (lumps of shit they are) that he noticed a lot of Form 6 girls wearing bras with cartoons and colours on them.


*walao their boobies damn nice hor I hate Victoria's Secret models because I am jealous and I want their boobies*

And get this: the reason he complained to the other teachers was because he said that the coloured bras would DISTRACT TEACHERS FROM TEACHING PROPERLY!!!

Sibeh hamsap lah this male teacher people ask you to teach Chemistry you go and look at people's tetek for what I am sure it distracted HIM from teaching loh. So the next day all the female students had to wear white or nude coloured bras. If not they would have to pay an RM20 fine and sit in a chair outside the staff room. Wah free show for the teachers some more damn cheap ah this mysterious male teacher.


Having looked at them nude and white bras above I don't feel differently at all hmph if you ask me it makes the female students look even more naked, with the semi-translucent (after years of washing) white shirt and all.

OMG REVELATION!!!! Maybe that's what the mysterious male teacher had in mind >_____> Damn shady!!!!!

Takkan lah you want the students to wear nipple tassels or nipple covers to prevent their bra colours from DISTRACTING you? If you had spent more time looking at the blackboard instead of them titties I am 100% sure you wouldn't have noticed the bra colours lah okay!

What's worse is that the students who got picked out for wearing 'distracting bras' were publicly humiliated by the teachers who insinuated that they purposely wore them bras to seduce and distract the male teachers!!! I will KILL MYSELF if all the female teachers in SM Chung Hwa have only white and nude coloured bras. You honestly think the students very free ah purposely wear coloured bras ah.

**at 6am on a Monday**
'Hmm, what bra shall I wear today?
The virginal white one?
No lah how can not distracting enough!!
Must wear the red and black Mickey Mouse bra with gold trimmings and flashing neon lights!!
Or the purple and orange Powerpuff Girls one with silver chains and studs??
Ok today Mickey Mouse tomorrow Powerpuff Girls!!
Wah damn power sure distract all the hamsap teachers!
O yay!'

And don't get me started on the ridiculous hair checks because once I start ranting I can't stop anymore (like Pringles wtf once you pop you can't stop). Oh to Ah Buh, the bravest mother in the world who scolded the then-principle Botak Lim and stupid horse-face discipline teacher Wong KK in my defense because of a dumb hair check, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU!!! I think I've blogged about it sometime ago but I'm not sure hahaha I terlupa already nehmind I shall tell you the story next time!

Finally, the identity of the mysterious male teacher!!!!

Jeng jeng jeng, I present, the Yellow Goat!!!!!

SM Chung Hwa students if you have no clue who this is please translate it into BM and you shall be enlightened.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

P/s: Just so you know, the SM Chung Hwa I went to is a gomen school, not the SM Persendirian Chung Hwa.